Iris Otaku's Note Box

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His iris!
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~~#1

After she woke up, a woman told her husband,
"I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said with a smile.
The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn't wait for her husband to return home.
That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it excitedly to find a book entitled...
"The Meaning of Dreams"

~~#2

I was checking every room, making sure no one is about.
I checked every floor, and found out that no one is in the building.
I pressed on the lift, and waited for the lift to reach the 84th floor.
The door opened, and I stepped inside.
It went down..
Down..
Down.....
And reached the 52th floor.
A gorgeous lady stepped in.
I was wondering why was a gorgeous lady in a dark building at a time like this.
Then when the lift reached the 13th floor, everything went out.
I thought.. : " Thirteen.. 13!! It's the UNLUCKY number!"
A smell spreaded throughout the lift, a smell that spelled D-E-A-T-H.
I was shivering, and for one second I thought I peed on my pants.
The light came on and the lady was looking at me and said...
" Sorry, I just farted.. "

~~#3

There is a girl she wants to buy a microwave.
So she goes in , pointing the item she saw and asks the sales clerk, "How much for that microwave?"
The salesclerk replies, "We won't sell to you."
So the next day she dyes her hair red, and goes in and asks the same question. The sales clerk answers, " We won't sell to you."
So the next day she dyes her hair brunette and goes and asks the same question. The salesclerk replies the same way.
The lady asks why she refused to sell her the microwave. The clerk says, "That isn't a microwave it's a TV."

hello iris,
nice to meet u :)
Thanks for accepting me as your friend.
have a great day and take care ♪ ♬
smile always ^_^Y

likewise, pleasure being your friend.

that's ok sweet me to. not alway'son here. here is bout my e mail if you want to write me tonyxxx70 at hotmail.com or tonyxx70 at yahoo.com talk to u whenyou have time sweetie. Ciao.Tony

Hey chica. I know i like being able to meet a bunch of new FoLkS ^_^ and we can pretend its a love box! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3.....see? wow u have alot of pets!!! i want a chicken XD my friend made an easter egg that looked like a chicken and named it bacock XD and those two last quotes are hilarious! i have tons of quotes of what me and my friends say and i almost die of laughter when i read them.

-julz :]]

hi iris! nice to meet you. how are you, giiiirrrrllll? :]

Peace&Love
-julz