Richie,
Just stopped by to say hello and to wish you the best.
Ray

PRAISE JESUS
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PRAISE JESUS

JESUS save me

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
~~~
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
~~~
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
~~~
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.
A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
~~~
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
~~~
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
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Bank Teller: How do you like the money?
English Student: I like it very much.
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PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework."
~~~
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox

Thanks Richie for adding me to your list of friends.
Hope all is well with you and perhaps if you get the chance you can say hello.

Peace and Love,

Ray

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa(boss) make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

hi
how are you

有一天，柏拉图问老师苏格拉底什么是爱情？老师就让他先到到麦田里去，摘一棵全麦田里最大最金黄的麦穗来，期间只能摘一次，并且只可向前走，不能回头。
　　柏拉图于是按照老师说的去做了。结果他两手空空的走出了田地。老师问他为什么摘不到？
　　他说：因为只能摘一次，又不能走回头路，期间即使见到最大最金黄的，因为不知前面是否有更好的，所以没有摘；走到前面时，又发决总不及之前见到的好，原来最大最金黄的麦穗早已错过了；于是我什么也没摘。
　　老师说：这就是“爱情”。

　　之后又有一天，柏拉图问他的老师什么是婚姻，他的老师就叫他先到树林里，砍下一棵全树林最大最茂盛、最适合放在家作圣诞树的树。其间同样只能砍一次，以及同样只可以向前走，不能回头。
　　柏拉图于是照着老师的说话做。今次，他带了一棵普普通通，不是很茂盛，亦不算太差的树回来。老师问他，怎么带这棵普普通通的树回来，他说：“有了上一次经验，当我走到大半路程还两手空空时，看到这棵树也不太差，便砍下来，免得错过了后，最后又什么也带不出来。”
　　老师说：“这就是婚姻！”

　　人生就正如穿越麦田和树林，只走一次，不能回头。要找到属于自己最好的麦穗和大树，你必须要有莫大的勇气和付出相当的努力。

谁会为爱人不惜一切
而我或太傻
爱你愿放弃一切
朋友亦叫我控制
说放胆爱别失势
我不想给歪理来蒙蔽
容我爱你深不见低 YAYA
I Miss You 感动你
这份爱 太神奇
真心来融化你
谁要勉强假装爱理不理
我只想保护你
发誓要 你欢喜
不必刻意 无需构思　
坦率对着你说一句
I Miss You
Baby I Miss You
谁可以使我超出估计
如今脑海里有涉及你的一切
朋友亦叫我控制
说放胆爱别失势
我不想给歪理来蒙蔽
容我爱你深不见低 YAYA
I Miss You感动你
这份爱 太神奇
真心来融化你
谁要勉强假装爱理不理
我只想保护你
发誓要 你欢喜
不必刻意 无需构思　
坦率对着你说一句
I Miss You
Oh baby, one day I'll walk away
how can I face the coming day
Tipping my heart, I pray everyday
We can last till the end of day
I Miss You感动你
这份爱 太神奇
真心来融化你
谁要勉强假装爱理不理
我只想保护你
发誓要 你欢喜
不必刻意 无需构思　
坦率对着你说一句
I Miss You
Baby I Miss You
I Miss You

Hello.Have a nice day!. I am Thien. I come from Viet Nam. I hope I am your friend. If you contact me, my email: vtthien_dn at yahoo dot com. See you soon.

hi vampire..nice to meet u. taking any blood 2day ?