Dear Miss Brittany,
Thank you so much for joining my cause! If we allow those in government to cause the fall of America, it will mean catastrophe for most of the rest of the world. So, people of other countries better pray that we can save America and wrest her from the grips of evil humans bent on her downfall, because they will gain immense power and wealth by her downfall. Tell as many of your friends as you can to join my cause, because I think it is one of the most honorable causes on this site. Thanks again for joining.

Your eternal friend,

Buck.