Meredy Chan
Meredy Chan
Perak, Malaysia
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Epul Ansar
Epul Ansar wrote:

hello meredy.....

December 02, 11:19PM
Kiera Yamato
Kiera Yamato wrote:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"

MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: How much?"

WOMAN: $60,000.

MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Have a nice day!! (^_^)Y

September 17, 08:04AM
Kiera Yamato
Kiera Yamato wrote:

Hey Babe... Hows Life??
Stay enjoy okay!!

August 29, 03:05AM
Epul Ansar
Epul Ansar wrote:

have u been to kl?ermm..how many of u siblings...

August 26, 11:19PM
Epul Ansar
Epul Ansar wrote:

u r taking pure science...so stay in ipoh?

August 26, 07:57PM
Epul Ansar
Epul Ansar wrote:

owh...ermmm...had ur lunch?so taking pio sci or acc?

August 25, 12:42AM
Epul Ansar
Epul Ansar wrote:

hye meredy...thankz coz accepted my request....still study?ur age?

August 24, 11:36PM
Kiera Yamato
Kiera Yamato wrote:

Hi there! feel free 2 giv me any comment..
Hope 2 get ur news soon..
keep in touch okay!
DDddAAaaaa........

August 24, 09:44AM
Kiera Yamato
Kiera Yamato wrote:

Hey Gorgeous!!
Thankz 4 adding me in ur space!!
Good Day!
Stay Enjoy..
OooOKKkAaAYyyY!!

August 24, 07:36AM
Chee Seong
Chee Seong wrote:

~~#1

After she woke up, a woman told her husband,
"I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said with a smile.
The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn't wait for her husband to return home.
That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it excitedly to find a book entitled...
"The Meaning of Dreams"

~~#2

I was checking every room, making sure no one is about.
I checked every floor, and found out that no one is in the building.
I pressed on the lift, and waited for the lift to reach the 84th floor.
The door opened, and I stepped inside.
It went down..
Down..
Down.....
And reached the 52th floor.
A gorgeous lady stepped in.
I was wondering why was a gorgeous lady in a dark building at a time like this.
Then when the lift reached the 13th floor, everything went out.
I thought.. : " Thirteen.. 13!! It's the UNLUCKY number!"
A smell spreaded throughout the lift, a smell that spelled D-E-A-T-H.
I was shivering, and for one second I thought I peed on my pants.
The light came on and the lady was looking at me and said...
" Sorry, I just farted.. "

~~#3

There is a girl she wants to buy a microwave.
So she goes in , pointing the item she saw and asks the sales clerk, "How much for that microwave?"
The salesclerk replies, "We won't sell to you."
So the next day she dyes her hair red, and goes in and asks the same question. The sales clerk answers, " We won't sell to you."
So the next day she dyes her hair brunette and goes and asks the same question. The salesclerk replies the same way.
The lady asks why she refused to sell her the microwave. The clerk says, "That isn't a microwave it's a TV."

August 22, 02:46PM
   
 
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~^,^~

What I Care About

My Religion, My family, My friends, My pet, Everyone^^

Things and People I Admire

Something KaWaIi!!

Pets

Bobo-Kun!!!

Politics

Emm..

Religion

Christian-SDA

Books

Bible

Movies

Honey & Clover movie, Shin Chan the movie

TV Shows

Spongebob Squarepants

Favorite Foods

Marshmallow

Favorite Places

Somewhere..which i cn find freedom n peace..

Favorite Quotes

"One person can't change the world, but you can change the world for one person", The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams
 
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