Hi
what's the latest?
I saw your new photos,BEAUTIFUL.

Hello Eve, how are you my friend?
Hope you are fine...
I am in Nusa Dua also...

HI how u doing my friend?

:-) :-)

Best Wishes Always!

hi Eva... how are you??are you okay? i haven't heard anything from you since the last time we wrote each other..i hope you are alright...take care always!

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back at her and once again said , "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it,duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

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Boss: Where were you born?
guy: India ..
Boss: which part?
guy: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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2 guys were fixing a bomb in a car.
guy 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
guy 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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guy: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
guy: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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a guy just joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
guy: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
guy: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
guy: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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guy: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
guy: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
guy: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
guy: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
guy: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
guy: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

hi eva, thank you for your msg. very nice pic~

Its been a while , hope all is well with you .

Please take care and drop me a note when you can.

Ray

hiiiiiiiii
miss
how ru ?

Hello, EVA! How have u been doing? Hope you are doing well! Haven't heard from you for so long.. Stay in touch. TAKE CARE!