Wishing you all the best this New Year and always.

Ray

The happiest people in the world
are not those who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things
that are less than perfect.
Keep Smiling Always.

I wanted to drop by and tell you how happy I am that you took the time to add me to your cirlce of friends here at Good Tree.
I hope all is well and that you are enjoying the summer. I like your pics especially the one at Universal Studios in Orlando...I was there in June....lol
Hope to hear from you when you have the chance,
Ray

Two guys were playing golf when the first one said, "I really need to take a crap..."

The second replied, "Well there's a tree, go behind it and do your stuff."

The first guy looks over at the tree and comments, "But, I don't have any toliet paper."

Being a witty fellow, the second man remarks, "You have a dollar don't you? Just use it to wipe yourself." Reluctantly, the first guy goes and does his stuff.

Minutes later he comes back with crap all over him. The second asks, "Damn, what happened? Didn't you use the dollar?"

"Hell yes, but have you ever tried to wipe with three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel?"

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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.

"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.

"And why not?" asked Stan.

"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?"

Stan said nothing.

The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."

Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?"

"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor."

"Well congratulations, you're holding him."

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Anthony and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day,while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and Anthony suddenly dive into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him, swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling Anthony out.The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be OK.The doctor said, "David, we have good news and bad news for you!The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient, you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient that you saved hung himself in the bathroom and died after all." David replied, "Doctor, John didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."

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At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.

A guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much." speaker replied,
"You don't know my wife. The letters stand for "Keep It Short, Stupid."

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Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.

Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'

The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
~~~
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
~~~
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
~~~
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
~~~
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.
A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
~~~
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
~~~
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
~~~
My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"
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Bank Teller: How do you like the money?
English Student: I like it very much.
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PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework."
~~~
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox

Hey folks! How'd you like my new pic? Any comments? Don't be shy, c'mon, i can take it.....

Jerry Seinfeld is one of the most successful stand up comedians in the United States......and he made a goooood observation. Read this:

"On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs and i always see them walking along with their little poop bags. This, to me, is lowest activity in human life. Following a dog with a little scooper. Waiting for him to go so you can walk down the street with it in your bag. If aliens are watching through telescopes, their going to think the dogs are the leaders of this planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? I say, if this is where were at after 50,000 years of civilization, let's give up. I'm serious, let's pack it in. It's not worth it. Let's say the human race as an idea didn't quite work. It seemed good at first, we worked on it for a long time but it just didn't pan out. We went to the moon but somehow wound up carrying little bags of dog doody around with us. We just got mixed up somewhere. Let's give it over to the insects or whoever else is next in line." He's got a point, hehehehe!

AND FOR THE LIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE, here goes: in the dead of winter, two old geeks went out to fish in the frozen lake.
they prepared everything they could ever need....including of course a boring implement....(pangbutas ha, hindi nakakabagot, hehehe) so they could make a hole through the ice.....about 10am, they arrived at the frozen lake and one started to set up their tent while the other started boring a hole......
a few yards to their left was a kid, alone and setting up too.....and so they started to fish almost at the same time....the two old geeks and the kid.....
15 mins passed and the kid caught a sizeable fish.....the elders made a face and thought it was beginner's luck.....
another 15 mins.....another fish....
and this went on for two hours......astonished...the old geezers walked up to the kid and asked "that was good young man, how'd you do that?"
and the kid mumbled something incomprehensible so the geezer asked again...."say what?".....
.the boy stood up....
spat something on his palms and said.....
."I SAID YOU GOTTA KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"

PRAISE JESUS
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Hallo Lanny how r u doing its real great meeting u on GoodTree and thanks for ur fiendship hope to hear more from you soon pls take care and lots of love take care bye