Friends can be
an Elevator
or
a cage.
Wish you all Happiness, Peace, and Love

The happiest people in the world
are not those who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things
that are less than perfect.
Keep Smiling Always.

LOVE

Hey folks! How'd you like my new pic? Any comments? Don't be shy, c'mon, i can take it.....

Again, from Jerry Seinfeld:

i would say the concept behind the car phone and the phone machine, the speaker phone, the airline phone, the portable phone, the pay phone, the cordless phone, the multi-line phone, the phone pager, the call waiting, the call forwarding, call conferencing, speed dialing, direct dialing and the redialing is that we will have absolutely nothing to say and we've got to talk to someone about it right now. Cannot wait another second! I mean, come on, you're at home, you're on the phone, you're in the car, you're makin' calls, you get to work, "Any messages for me?" You've got to give people the chance to miss you a little bit.

The downside of the message is it usually means somebody wants something from you. There's two types of favors, the big favor and the small favor. You can measure the size of the favor by the pause that a person takes after they ask you to "Do me a favor." Small favor--small pause. "Can you do me a favor and hand me that pencil?" No pause at all. Big favors are, "Could you do me a favor......." Eight seconds go by. "Yeah? What?" ".........well." The longer it takes them to get to it the bigger the pain it's going to be. Humans are the only species that do favors. Animals don't do favors. A lizard doesn't go up to a cockroach and say, "Could you do me a favor and hold still, I'd like to eat you alive." That's a big favor even with no pause.

Jerry Seinfeld is one of the most successful stand up comedians in the United States......and he made a goooood observation. Read this:

"On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs and i always see them walking along with their little poop bags. This, to me, is lowest activity in human life. Following a dog with a little scooper. Waiting for him to go so you can walk down the street with it in your bag. If aliens are watching through telescopes, their going to think the dogs are the leaders of this planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? I say, if this is where were at after 50,000 years of civilization, let's give up. I'm serious, let's pack it in. It's not worth it. Let's say the human race as an idea didn't quite work. It seemed good at first, we worked on it for a long time but it just didn't pan out. We went to the moon but somehow wound up carrying little bags of dog doody around with us. We just got mixed up somewhere. Let's give it over to the insects or whoever else is next in line." He's got a point, hehehehe!

AND FOR THE LIGHTER SIDE OF LIFE, here goes: in the dead of winter, two old geeks went out to fish in the frozen lake.
they prepared everything they could ever need....including of course a boring implement....(pangbutas ha, hindi nakakabagot, hehehe) so they could make a hole through the ice.....about 10am, they arrived at the frozen lake and one started to set up their tent while the other started boring a hole......
a few yards to their left was a kid, alone and setting up too.....and so they started to fish almost at the same time....the two old geeks and the kid.....
15 mins passed and the kid caught a sizeable fish.....the elders made a face and thought it was beginner's luck.....
another 15 mins.....another fish....
and this went on for two hours......astonished...the old geezers walked up to the kid and asked "that was good young man, how'd you do that?"
and the kid mumbled something incomprehensible so the geezer asked again...."say what?".....
.the boy stood up....
spat something on his palms and said.....
."I SAID YOU GOTTA KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"

tell you what.....have you noticed the signs? the earthquake in china, the tornadoes in midwest US, the flooding in India, the flooding in Central US and some parts of Europe, the Japanese stabber who killed 7, the earthquake in Japan, the global food and fuel crisis, another flooding in the US particularly of the Mississipi River and just yesterday, the severed feet, a total of 6 found ashore somewhere in British Columbia in Canada.....i don't know but it somehow reminds me of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse....interesting thought don't you think?

I ONLY WANT FRIENDS THAT IS ALL

awww so sweet got another