A man walks into a hotel. The bellboy asks him
"How many sheets do you want on your bed?"
The man replies "I reckon I'll take 2."
Next the other man walks in and the bellboy asks him the same thing. He replies
"I'll take 2."
Last but not least another man walks in - the bellboy asks him the same question.... and this man replies
"If you shit on my bed I'll kill you."

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A husband and wife were having breakfast. The husband was ensconced behind his morning paper.

"You had a very restless night, dear," said the wife. "And what's more you kept murmuring a woman's name in your sleep. Now, tell me, who is Daisy?"

"Oh -er," he stammered, "the fact is, my dear, Daisy is the name of a filly I backed yesterday. It won, 10-1, and here's your share."

Handing his wife a five-dollar bill, he hid himself once again behind the newspaper.

That evening, at the dinner table, his wife once again returned to the attack.

"By the way," she said, "you know that horse you backed yesterday? Well, she telephoned this afternoon."

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation "'I now pronounce you man and wife'".

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John went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby."

John said that he would prefer the floor.

The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blond. "Hi," he said, "who are you?"

"I'm Baby, and who are you?"

"I'm stupid," he said

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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home.
He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper?" "You'll see", says his dad. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking what they're eating.
"Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me." "We're eating asshole!!"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'
" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's dead."

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little
busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

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