A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back at her and once again said , "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it,duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

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Boss: Where were you born?
guy: India ..
Boss: which part?
guy: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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2 guys were fixing a bomb in a car.
guy 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
guy 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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guy: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
guy: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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a guy just joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
guy: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
guy: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
guy: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
~~

guy: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
guy: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
~~

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
guy: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
guy: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
~~

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
guy: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
guy: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

it's ok...how r u..wat r u doing 4 life?

hi..lanny...how r u..
m yanti from Malaysia...
reallly hope 2 b ur fren..

Hi Lanny
Long time to hear from you,hope you have a good time.

hi Lanny...hws life? sorry dnt have chance to open my good tree...hope ur fine as well as ur family..take care and God bless u...hope to hear from u soon

Hi friend... xensya na tagal akong di maka send hello. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wish you have a Geat year on 2009.
Happy New Year.

Everything is getting busier and busier every day as Christmas and the Holidays approaches. So before I miss out, just want to greet you a Happy Happy Holiday!!!
May this season brings love, peace, hope, joy, prosperity and good health to your front door. May you feel the ever presence of God in you life today and always.
Thanks you for a year round of friendship and I continue to look forward to being good friends - a life time -

Much love and prayer.
-Lei-

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein"
Thanks for the Miracle of Friendship!!!

Hello
How are you?

“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”
“No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.”

“The beauty of life is, while we cannot undo what is done, we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change. So that every new moment is spent not in regret, guilt, fear or anger, but in wisdom, understanding and love.”

“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”

---Hello Lanny hope all is well with you.... sensya na nakasakit me kaya di maka post ng message. ---- take care always. be blessed....