hey... nice to know u too

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back at her and once again said , "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it,duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

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Boss: Where were you born?
guy: India ..
Boss: which part?
guy: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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2 guys were fixing a bomb in a car.
guy 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
guy 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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guy: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
guy: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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a guy just joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
guy: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
guy: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
guy: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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guy: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
guy: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
guy: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
guy: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
guy: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
guy: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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i will Alberto..

take care you ok..

ciao Alberto..

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thank,s for friendship

Hello, friends. Visit me at my home weblog http://abetlance.blogspot.com God bless everyone!

Dear Friends,
I wish to thank all of you for being my friend here at GT. It has been a wonderful experience knowing all of you and being a part of the friendship circle.

Year 2009 will be a very busy year for me and more for my business. Because of
work demand I will not be able to attend to my GT account and will not be able to keep up will all of you. So with this I will have to leave GT permanently. I would like to thank all you for being a part of my life. I hope in my brief stay with GT I was able to inspire you and keep you motivated on the subject of LIFE. Thanks for touching my life as well. Remember that I love you all and wishing you all the very best.
Good bye…. and God bless.

Lei Says: REMEMBER ALWAYS …
Count your blessings, not your troubles.
You will make it through whatever comes along.
Within you are so many answers.
Understand, have courage, be strong.
Do not put limits on yourself.
So many dreams are waiting to be realized.
Decisions are too important to leave to chance.
Reach for your peak, your goal and you prize.
Nothing wastes more energy than worrying.
The longer one carries a problem the heavier it gets.
Do not take things too seriously.
Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.
Realize that it is never too late.
Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way.
Have heart and hope and happiness.
Take the time to wish upon a star.
AND DO NOT EVER FORGET …. FOR EVEN A DAY ...
HOW VERY SPECIAL YOU ARE !

(For all who wish to compile some of the best lessons of life and quotes as shared by myself and fellow GT friends, please go to my site ALL About LIFE - Lessons of Life Cause)

Wishing all of you the best of love, life and health!
May you always have a happy heart to lift you
to a Smile always.... A toss to all! Cheers!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone!

it's near Christmas! Merry Christmas to you n happy holiday!